This one just showed up on my wall,

"Jeff-God-of-Biscuits" (Jeff-God-of-Biscuits) 12/21/2013 at 16:47 • Filed to: None

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thought I would share. Not like she's buying a Land Rover or anything...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/21/2013 at 16:50

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Budweiser. I really question this "Wife Of The Year" statement.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2013 at 16:54

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You know why having sex in a canoe and cheap American beer are the same right?

They're both fucking close to water...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2013 at 16:59

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Yes yes, I know the brand is lousy, but I would be willing to go with the "it's the thought that counts" points on this one.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/21/2013 at 17:00

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It does suck not being able to tolerate cheap beer though. I admit to some jealousy about that.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/21/2013 at 17:02

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But she went through all of that effort when she could have just as easily pissed in a cup...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2013 at 17:05

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Well, you win the tough guy award for the day... I still think I would rather drink Bud than piss. Bud Light... iffy.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/21/2013 at 17:06

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And maybe all the real beer was already sold out?

The Compromiser > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/21/2013 at 19:49

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Sold out EVERYWHERE????? She failed. Back to the kitchen she goes. Maybe next time she is allowed out she will be more thoughtful.